Smash it! Mash it! Turn it into Juice!
Sep 20th, 2009
There was an old vibrantly stunning woman, Who lived in a shoe the suburbs, She had so many children melons, She didn’t know what to do wanted to hurl them off the roof for a satisfying splat. Watermelon has never been my favorite fruit. It’s ok. It’s fine in a fruit salad if someone else [...]
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