A Greener Biener

There was an old vibrantly stunning woman,

Who lived in a shoe the suburbs,
She had so many children melons,
She didn’t know what to do wanted to hurl them off the roof for a satisfying splat.

Watermelon has never been my favorite fruit. It’s ok.  It’s fine in a fruit salad if someone else has [...]

Sure there was that boy, cute as can be, splashing around and all that jazz. Really, what’s not to love about summer? Oh wait, I know. There’s that inescapable, miserable, sweltering heat. Which frankly I can do without.
Suffice it to say that if my calendar tells me it’s time for fall, I become [...]