I’ll Have Thanksgiving When I Want to Have Thanksgiving

Nov 12th, 2009

The thing about holidays is that there are billions of things that can make one cranky.  Jacked-up airline prices and crowded airports; insanity at the market and children who insist on dallying with strep throat.  Not to mention the pressure, the crowds, and all those random crazy hungry people who insist they are related to [...]

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Cranberry Orange and Apple Relish

Nov 12th, 2009

Cranberry sauce in a can is gross.  I don’t care what you’re used to, it is time to grow up and make your own.  There are many reasons– Kids love the cool popping sounds that the berries make as they explode juice all over the stove top It’s better, that’s why All the cool kids [...]

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Cheater’s Gravy (Make-It-Ahead)

Nov 12th, 2009

I cheat.  Not only do I make my gravy ahead of time but I make my turkey gravy from chicken parts.  Which leaves you with two choices: You can go out and slander my name all over this turkey lovin’ country, or you can do what I do: cheat. Welcome aboard.  Here’s how it’s done. [...]

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And There I’d Keep Him Very Well

Nov 4th, 2009

The “there” of which I speak is this inconceivably large pumpkin shell.  Care to guess whom I would like to stuff inside? You might be thinking Dave, particularly if you have read the lyrical ode to my over- ambitious pumpkin-seed loving husband.  Perhaps putting him in a pumpkin shell is the consummate solution to a [...]

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